Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Don't say it

Every year, Lake Superior State University puts out a list of banned words and phrases called "List of Words to Be Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness." The school only chooses 15 out of about 5,000 nominations. I love reading this list each year and I thought I'd share it with you. Happy New Year!

GREEN
  • The ubiquitous 'Green' and all of its variables, such as 'going green,' 'building green,' 'greening,' 'green technology,' 'green solutions' and more, drew the most attention from those who sent in nominations this year.
  • "This phrase makes me go green every time I hear it." Danielle Bruinin, Lawence, Kansas.
  • "I'm all for being environmentally responsible, but this 'green' needs to be nipped in the bud." Valerie Gilson, Gales Ferry, Connecticut.
  • "Companies are less 'green' than ever, advertising the fact they are 'green.' Is anyone buying this nonsense?" Mark Etchason, Denver, Colorado.
  • "If something is good for the environment, just say so. As Kermit would say, 'It isn't easy being green.'" Kevin Sherlock, Hiawatha, Iowa.
  • "If I see one more corporation declare itself 'green,' I'm going to start burning tires in my backyard." Ed Hardiman, Bristow, Virginia.
  • " This spawned 'green solution,' 'green technology,' and the horrible use of the word as a verb, as in, 'We really need to think about greening our office.'" Mike McDermott, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

CARBON FOOTPRINT or CARBON OFFSETTING
  • "It is now considered fashionable for everyone, tree hugger or lumberjack alike, to pay money to questionable companies to 'offset' their own 'carbon footprint.' What a scam! Get rid of it immediately!" Ginger Hunt, London, England.
  • Mike of Chicago says that when he hears the phrase 'carbon footprint,' "I envision microscopic impressions on the surface of the earth where an atom of carbon forgot to wear its shoes."
  • Christy Loop of Woodbridge, Virginia, says that 'leaving a carbon footprint' has become the new 'politically incorrect.' "How can we not, in one way or another, affect our natural environment?"

MAVERICK
  • "The constant repetition of this word for months before the US election diluted whatever meaning it previously had. Even the comic offshoot 'mavericky' was terribly overused. A minimum five-year banishment of both words is suggested so they will not be available during the next federal election." Matthew Mattila, Green Bay, Wisconsin.
  • "You know it's time to banish this word when even the Maverick family, who descended from the rancher who inspired the term, says it's being mis-used." Scott Urbanowski, Kentwood, Michigan.
  • "I'm a maverick, he's a maverick, wouldn't you like to be a maverick, too?" Michael Burke, Silver Spring, Maryland.

FIRST DUDE
  • "Skateboard English is not an appropriate way to refer to the spouse of a high-ranking public official." Paul Ruschmann, Canton, Michigan.

BAILOUT
  • "Use of emergency funds to remove toxic assets from banks' balance sheets is not a bailout. When your cousin calls you from jail in the middle of the night, he wants a bailout." Ben Green, State College, Pennsylvania.
  • "Is it a loan? Is it a purchase of assets by the government? Is it a gift made by the taxpayers?" Dave Gill, Traverse City, Michigan.
  • "Now it seems as though every sector of the economy wants a bailout. Unfortunately, ordinary workers can't qualify." Tony, McLeansville, North Carolina.
  • "Don't we love how Capitol Hill will bailout Wall Street, but not Main Street?" Derrick Chamberlain, Midland, Michigan.

WALL STREET/MAIN STREET
  • "When this little dyad first came into use at the start of the financial crisis, I thought it was a clever use of parallelism. But it's simply over-used. No 'serious' discussion of the crisis can take place without some political figure lamenting the fact that the trouble on Wall Street is affecting 'folks' on Main Street." Charles Harrison, Aiken, South Carolina.
  • "The recent and continuing financial failings are not limited to 'Wall Street,' nor should one paint business, consumers, and small investors as 'Main Street.' Topeka (where I work), and Lawrence (where I live), Kansas, have no named 'Main Street.' How tiresome." Kent McAnally, Topeka, Kansas.
  • "I am so tired of hearing about everything affecting 'Main Street.' I know that with the 'Wall Street' collapse, the comparison is convenient, but really, let's find another way to talk about everyman or the middle class, or even, heaven forbid, 'Joe the Plumber.'" Stacey, Knoxville, Tennessee.

MONKEY
  • "Especially on the Internet, many people seem to think they can make any boring name sound more attractive just by adding the word 'monkey' to it. Do a search to find the latest. It is no longer funny." Roger Landman, Somerville, Massachusetts.

<3
  • Supposed to resemble a heart, or stand for the work 'love.' Used when sending those important text messages to loved ones. "Just say the word instead of making me turn my head sideways and wondering what 'less than three' means." Andrea Estrada, Chicago.

ICON or ICONIC
  • Overused, especially among entertainers and in entertainment news, according to Roby Yates of Dallas, who says that "every actor, actress and entertainment magazine show overuses this." One of the most-nominated words of the year.
  • "Everyone and everything cannot be 'iconic.' Can't we switch to 'legendary' or 'famous for'? In our entertainment-driven culture, it seems everyone in show business is 'iconic' for some reason or another." John Flood, Bray, Wicklow, Ireland.
  • "It's becoming the new 'awesome' - overused to the point where everything from a fast-food restaurant chain to celebrities is 'iconic.'" Jodi Gill, New Berlin, Wisconsin.
  • "Just because a writer recognizes something does not make it an icon (a visual symbol or representation which inspires worship or veneration) or iconic. It just means that the writer has seen it before." Brian Murphy, Fairfield, Connecticut.

GAME CHANGER
  • "It's game OVER for this cliché, which gets overused in the news media, political arenas and in business." Cynthia, Mt. Pleasant, Michigan.

STAYCATION
  • "Occurrences of this word are going up with gas prices. 'Vacation' does not mean 'travel,' nor does travel always involve vacation. Let's send this word on a slow boat to nowhere." Dan Muldoon, Omaha, Nebraska.
  • "The coast of petrol forces many families to curtail their summer voyages and a new word has sprung, idiotic and rootless..." Michele Mooney, Los Angeles, California.

DESPERATE SEARCH
  • "Every time the news can't find something intelligent to report, they start on a 'desperate search' for someone, somewhere." Rick A. Hyatt, Saratoga, Wyoming.

NOT SO MUCH
  • "I wish that the phrase was used not so much," says Tom Benson of Milwaukee, who notes that it is used widely in news media, especially in sports, i.e. 'The Gophers have a shot at the playoffs; the Chipmunks, not so much.'
  • "Casual language usage is acceptable. 'Not so much?' Not so much." David Hollis, Hubbardsville, New York.
  • "Do I like concise writing? Yes. Do I like verbose clichés? Not so much." David W. Downing, St. Paul, Minnesota.
  • "A favorite of snarky critics and bloggers." Jeff Baenen, Minneapolis, Minnesota.

WINNER OF FIVE NOMINATIONS
  • "It hasn't won an Academy Award yet. It has only been NOMINATED!" John Bohenek, Abilene, Texas.

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
  • Nominated by Kathleen Brosemer of Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, for "general overuse and meaninglessness. When is it not 'that time of year again?" From Valentine's sales to year-end charity letters, invitations to summer picnics and Christmas parties, it's 'that time' of year again. Just get to the point of the solicitation, invitation, and newsletter and cut out six useless and annoying words."

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Christmas Day 2008

Christmas was so relaxing this year. We all got up pretty late and had breakfast; hootenannies, hash browns and Canadian bacon! After breakfast, we went into the living room to open our gifts. We decided to have a small Christmas this year with fewer gifts. It was kind of nice. I got the Sony Blu-ray player that I wanted, Emily got a Canon camera (as seen in the Ashton Kutcher commercials), Kate got clothes and Jacob got a nüvi.

After the present opening, we all went off to play with our new toys and take showers. Briton, Melissa, Caroline and Cole came over for our annual Christmas ham. After dinner, we made gingerbread houses. I wish I had a picture of Caroline's. It was so cute. Things dwindled from there. Briton and his family went home, a couple of us finished the puzzle, and Emily got ready to go back to LA. We were really hoping that her flight would be cancelled, but the snow didn't come. It did come, however, while my mom was taking Emily to the airport. Well, because of this wonderful Christmas snow, her flight was delayed so long that she wouldn't have been able to get home in time for work the next day. So she was able to stay and she doesn't go home until tomorrow. We decided to go to Marely and Me Christmas night and we were all bawling by the end, but it was good. When we got home, Kate and I took the dogs on a walk. We ran down the hill the whole way in the knee-deep snow, ran around the church and then back up the hill. It was so fun!

We really missed Danny on Christmas, but he came in yesterday and will spend New Year's with us. I'm dreading going back to work on Monday after such a nice little break, but life does go on. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

My grandparents came over for breakfast and gift opening.

My dad and I relaxing on the couch.

My mom and Kate enjoying breakfast at the counter.

The four youngest (Jacob, Me, Kate and Emily) in front of the family room Christmas tree.

Briton, Melissa and Caroline sitting down for dinner.

My beautiful gingerbread house. Jacob's in this because he made the pathway leading to the door. Surprisingly, he did a good job :)

Jacob and I putting in the last pieces of the puzzle. Right after this, my dad took a piece and hid it in his hand so he could put in the last piece. Little cheat!

It was a white Christmas after all!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

New Obsession

At the beginning of this month, Bally Total Health and Fitness, closed it's doors here in Utah. Bally's was the gym I went to. They gave no warning and they closed right after they had taken my membership fee for the month of December! Trashy, I know. After looking into a few gyms, I decided to join Xcel. It's a really nice gym that I belonged to when I was in high school. They have a towel service, more than 3 TVs that can be changed to any channel (yes Bally's, there are actually more channels other than CNN, Fox News and ESPN!), and they have awesome classes. When I went to check into membership, the guy took me to a class called BodyPump before he told me anything else. I guess he knew that letting me use the gym would sell it rather than spewing a bunch of crap like other gym salesmen do. I was already thinking I would join this gym, but after that class, I was completely sold.

BodyPump is an hour-long strength training class. The workout goes through all the major muscle groups and uses familiar exercises like squats, presses, lifts and curls. It's all put to music and is taught by two instructors. The instructors have been women every time I've gone, but it's not just for girls because there are men who come to the class as well. It's tough and I've been sore after every class I've been to. So, I joined the gym, got Emily a 2 week free guest pass and we've been going for the past week and a half. I'll miss going with someone when Emily goes back to LA, but I plan to continue going because it's my new obsession!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Christmas Tag

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper for sure! I love tying all the beautiful ribbon on the packages.

2. Real tree or Artificial? Artificial. It's just easier.

3. When do you put up the tree(s)? Usually after Thanksgiving, but this year it was before because my family and I went to California for Thanksgiving and I wanted the trees to be up when we got back. Although I live at my parents' house, I put up and decorate the two trees. . .with a little help from my mom.

4. When do you take the tree(s) down? Usually before New Year's, but Danny is coming to visit the day after Christmas so we're going to keep them up a little longer for him.

5. Do you like eggnog? I love it! It's so good.

6. Favorite gift received as a child? Legos. They were the best!

7. Hardest person to buy for? My brother Danny. Luckily I only have to buy a gift for him every 5 years. If you remember, I had to buy a gift for him last year and I asked for your help here, and ended up buying him this.


8. Easiest person to buy for? My mom and my sisters. I think it's because they like the same things that I do so I just buy things that I want.

9. Do you have a nativity scene? Yes. My mom gave my a Willie Raye Nativity set last year.

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? If I did Christmas cards it would definitely be by snail mail and never email.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? I can't really think of one. When I was little, however, I hated getting clothes. I only wanted toys.

12. Favorite Christmas Movie? Home Alone. I know it's kind of lame but it brings back such good memories of my childhood. It's nostalgic.

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Usually December, but sometimes in November.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? I don't think so.


15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Everything! That's my problem. Actually, my favorite is the gourmet candy that my mom puts in my stocking.

16. Lights on the tree? Of course. Inside and out.

17. Favorite Christmas song? O Holy Night and What Child is This.

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Almost always stay home. The only time I ever traveled was when my family and I lived in California and we went to my grandparents house in Salt Lake.

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer's? Yep, ever since I was about 6-years-old!

20. Angel on the tree top or a star? Always a star and never an angel.

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Only the new Christmas pajamas and the sibling gifts are opened on Christmas Eve.


22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? The crowds. Online shopping is the way to go. Yay for Cyber Monday!

23. Favorite ornament theme or color? Hallmark ornaments.

24. Favorite food for Christmas dinner? The Lion House rolls that my mom makes.

25. What do you want for Christmas this year? A Sony Blu-ray player.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Disaster with a happy ending

++= DISASTER

Tuesday night I went to go do something in a different part of the house and left my two dogs in my room. Well, I'm sure you've guessed what happened. I'm pretty sure it was Lucy. She's the original troublemaker. I think she got up on the desk because I had a package of beef jerky on a shelf next to my desk. I purposely put the package up there so that the dogs couldn't get it. It worked. They couldn't get it, but I would have given them the entire package of beef jerky if doing that would have diverted this crisis. Tuesday night, when I came back into my room and saw that can of Diet Dr. Pepper lying on it's side on my laptop, was not a good night.

Yesterday, I took my computer to the Genius Bar at the Apple store in Gateway. It turned on okay and seemed to be working great. The guy played around with the keys and noticed some of them were sticking and some weren't responding. So he said he'd replace my keyboard for free! Parts and labor! It was such good news and I don't think I could have been luckier! Oh, and I still love my dogs.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Briton & Melissa's Christmas Card 2008

I made Briton and Melissa's Christmas card last year and I made it again this year. It's front and back and it folds in three like an accordion. Check it out: